Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Don’t Taze me, Bro. Or vomit on me…..or……



In light of recent events, it’s sad but it seems Phillies fans need a refresher course in proper tailgating and stadium etiquette.  I know, for the most part, the majority of fans are just trying to have a good time. And people like Matthew Clemmens and Steve Consalvi (or more spefiaclly the cop that tasered him) are the bad apples and are few and far between.

Pre-game:

Playing games while tailgating…….cool.
Laying in your own piss to get your ball for beer pong…….absolutely disgusting.
(I’ve actually seen this happen)

Sharing extra food with fellow tailgaters……cool
Sharing beer with fellow tailgaters…….super fucking cool.

During the game:

Kids that kick the back of your seat…….not cool.
Kids that offer to share their cotton candy or peanuts with you….super cool.

Running on the field…….coolness debatable.
Tasering a minor…………ethics and proper police procedure is debatable.

Giving mouthy Mets fans a hard time……..hilarious.
Throwing things at mouthy Mets fans…….not cool, but still hilarious.

Talking about the cool play you made at softball …….unacceptable (unless you’re twelve)
Talking about your fantasy baseball team……completely unacceptable and dorky.

Starting chants………cool.
Starting the wave…….terrible.

Anytime:

Vomitting……not cool.
Vomitting on another fan……..way not cool.

I hope everyone has a great time each and everytime they visit CBP, but you great time should not be at the expense of others.

Yeah Wrizight!
Jay Wrizight
jaywrizight@yahoo.com

1 comment:

  1. I agree on all counts...especially the brat kicking your seat. That happened to me again last night. Weak.

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