After writing last week’s column, I was told by a faithful reader that I haven’t been very positive in my articles. But like my man, Treach, says, “Positive, well positive ain’t where I live.” Fortunately, I don’t live near West Hell or South Shit either, but The Phillies have taken over the Wild Card lead so it’s all fun and games this week. Literally. This week’s ramblings will be my version of the $25,000 Pyramid. Phillies style.
Just in case you don’t remember or are unfamiliar with the game show, one contestant tries to give clues so another contestant can guess the category. First, an example:
1. The Mets
2. The Phanatic
A. Things Jay Wrizight hates.
Ok so now that you get the idea we’ll get started.
#1 Mom’s minivan
#2 Duct Tape
#3 Independent politicians
#4 A straw
A motor club (that offers roadside assistance)
#6 The Produce stand
#7 Your little toe
The Mets efforts to finish above the Phillies
#8 Cole Hamels’ wife
Domonic Brown’s arm
#10 Jessica Biel
Carlos Ruiz’s bat
Please send your answers to email@example.com by 8/22/10 at midnight. First person with all 10 correct answers will win a DPF T-Shirt!
Thanks for playing and see ya at the ballpark.
1)Things that take things for a ride.ReplyDelete
2)Things that keep things working
4)Things that suck
6)Things that have big melons
7)Things that are short
8)Things with cannons
9)Things that are hairy
10)Things that are hot
I've got to think about the others
#1 are things you can take to the bank.ReplyDelete
#2 are things every utility drawer must contain.
#3 are things that get no run support.
#4 are things that suck, though technically only Baez sucks. The others are sucking devices.
#5 are Triple A all the way.
#6 are things
#7 are all useless.
#9 are yes, hairy
#10 are smoking hot!
6 and 8 are driving me mad!!!