Game Time!

After writing last week’s column, I was told by a faithful reader that I haven’t been very positive in my articles. But like my man, Treach, says, “Positive, well positive ain’t where I live.” Fortunately, I don’t live near West Hell or South Shit either, but The Phillies have taken over the Wild Card lead so it’s all fun and games this week.  Literally. This week’s ramblings will be my version of the $25,000 Pyramid. Phillies style.

Just in case you don’t remember or are unfamiliar with the game show, one contestant tries to give clues so another contestant can guess the category.  First, an example:

1.     The Mets

2.     The Phanatic

3.     A-Rod

A.    Things Jay Wrizight hates.

Ok so now that you get the idea we’ll get started.

#1        Mom’s minivan

            A Taxi

            Ryan Howard

#2        Duct Tape

            WD-40

            Wilson Valdez

#3        Independent politicians

            Non-control Pantyhose

            Cole Hamels

#4        A straw

            A vacuum

            Denys Baez

#5        Batteries

            A motor club (that offers roadside assistance)

Greg Dobbs

#6        The Produce stand

            Christina Hendricks

            Placido Polanco

#7        Your little toe

            The Mets efforts to finish above the Phillies

            Chris Wheeler

#8        Cole Hamels’ wife

            Eights

            Domonic Brown’s arm

#9        Situations

            Balls

            Jayson Werth

#10      Jessica Biel

            This summer

            Carlos Ruiz’s bat

Please send your answers to cnowaczyk36@gmail.com by 8/22/10 at midnight. First person with all 10 correct answers will win a DPF T-Shirt!

Thanks for playing and see ya at the ballpark.

Jay Wrizight

jaywrizight@yahoo.com