Well my name is The Franchise and I plan to bring a bit of class, knowledge, and humor to this blog. I also will bring a younger perspective. I mean let’s face it, the average writer’s age on the blog is 40, yet the average reader’s age is 28. It obviously lacks a bit of all three from the 3-Headed Monster of The Wriz (The Ugly), DB29 (The Bad), and Katie (The Good). A little bit about myself then…
I am 30 years old and come from South Philly. All the guys want to be me and all the girls want to be WITH me. I can’t lose…kinda like Parker Lewis. I am bringing youth and a winning spirit to this blog. I want to constructively criticize the two guy writers and make them better. The Franchise doesn’t criticize the ladies. Katie is nice and sweet...and old...like The Franchise's grandma.
The Wriz is a caricature. 90% of his posts are some lame Top 9 list. I am guessing he can’t count to ten, but 9 may be his thing. You have flashes of being good Wriz. The flashes are brief, dim, and few and far between…but flashes nonetheless. I picture a normal night for The Wriz being in his Mom’s basement talking trash to 10 year old on Xbox Live. That is until DB29 comes over and they play a quick game of Magic The Gathering or D&D.
Now DB29 has more substance to his work, but he is long-winded. My favorite part of a DB29 post is the last period. Quality not quantity DB. He seems like he was the last guy picked in the street baseball games and I root for a guy like that. Keep up the adequate work DB29.
The Franchise says, “Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.”. I plan to unveil my first article on what I call “Franchise Friday”. I will be taking a look at what the Phillies lineup should be and why. Based on statistics and a solid knowledge of the game. The platinum standard has arrived to the Drunk Phils Fans blog folks….and his name is THE FRANCHISE!
Boom Boom Pow!
The ‘Chise
Welcome Aboard!...I guess
ReplyDeleteYou have a douchebag logo. Stick to watching UFC and Jersey Shore.
ReplyDeleteIf you were going to bring class you wouldn't have done so by dressing down two writers in your first post.
The Franchise or The 'Chise? Which is it?
Register your name like a big boy instead of having others post your stuff for you.
I'll register my name when you register yours tough guy. I'd love to get in the octagon with you. See if you want to talk trash then. Internet tough guy.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, I took shots at all three writers.
The Franchise prefers to be called The Franchise by people he doesn't know.
Love me or hate me...you just read The Franchise.
Boom Boom Pow!
Wow a wee bit cocky for a newbie aren't you? BTW I don't know where you got your averages, but I am WAY over 28. I think you need to be a little kinder to the regulars if you want to be popular posting here. Back up your big talk and show us something! Welcome, but try knocking the chip off your shoulder, K?
ReplyDeleteToby Harrah is rolling over in his grave.
ReplyDeleteway to steal your picture from a pit bull website
ReplyDeleteSeriously, your an ass.
ReplyDeleteYou start off talking smack, yet there is not a bit of real Phils talk, you must have missed that part of the title.
Sadly, you claim your first article will contain.... but you miss the point. This was your first article. And the last one I will read.
LOL-you have made alot of friends so far 'Chise. Can't wait till Friday.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? Let me guess, you watch Jersey Shore, too? (the only breed to marinate in cologne) Oh, and Parker Lewis DID lose....his show was cancelled....and YOU are obviously compensating for a lack of something! Good riddance. I will never read this blog again!!! This went from a fun read to guido-how-to guide.
ReplyDeleteGood. I don't like tubby broads to read my blog. Go watch The Food Network, do laundry, eat Bon-Bons, and PAM your thighs so when you walk you don't cause a fire.
ReplyDeleteIt would be much easier to forget me if I were "tubby"...Far from tubby....douche bag! I am long, lean and out of your league! I am sure there is a pic of me on here somewhere.....AKA.....KWill the Thrill. Go jerk off and dream on, asswipe. Let me take my 50+ plus following friends as well! Great job bringing this guy on Chris!!! You must be proud. Are you having a midlife crisis?
ReplyDelete