Well my name is The Franchise and I plan to bring a bit of class, knowledge, and humor to this blog. I also will bring a younger perspective. I mean let’s face it, the average writer’s age on the blog is 40, yet the average reader’s age is 28. It obviously lacks a bit of all three from the 3-Headed Monster of The Wriz (The Ugly), DB29 (The Bad), and Katie (The Good). A little bit about myself then…
I am 30 years old and come from South Philly. All the guys want to be me and all the girls want to be WITH me. I can’t lose…kinda like Parker Lewis. I am bringing youth and a winning spirit to this blog. I want to constructively criticize the two guy writers and make them better. The Franchise doesn’t criticize the ladies. Katie is nice and sweet...and old...like The Franchise's grandma.
The Wriz is a caricature. 90% of his posts are some lame Top 9 list. I am guessing he can’t count to ten, but 9 may be his thing. You have flashes of being good Wriz. The flashes are brief, dim, and few and far between…but flashes nonetheless. I picture a normal night for The Wriz being in his Mom’s basement talking trash to 10 year old on Xbox Live. That is until DB29 comes over and they play a quick game of Magic The Gathering or D&D.
Now DB29 has more substance to his work, but he is long-winded. My favorite part of a DB29 post is the last period. Quality not quantity DB. He seems like he was the last guy picked in the street baseball games and I root for a guy like that. Keep up the adequate work DB29.
The Franchise says, “Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything.”. I plan to unveil my first article on what I call “Franchise Friday”. I will be taking a look at what the Phillies lineup should be and why. Based on statistics and a solid knowledge of the game. The platinum standard has arrived to the Drunk Phils Fans blog folks….and his name is THE FRANCHISE!
Boom Boom Pow!