To tell you the truth, I’ve never really care for New Years. To me it’s always been a let down. I can drink anytime I want. I don’t need a reason and I don’t need to be around the amateurs who act the fool St Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, and the night before Thanksgiving. I don’t like the Mummers and I don’t feel the need to make resolutions that won’t make it into February. I think Dick Clark needs a friend to set him straight so he can keep his dignity. The one thing I actually do like about New Years is those “In and Out” lists. You know the ones that tell you what you’re SUPPOSED to like. And what’s not cool anymore. So, obviously, the Wriz compiled a baseball relevant list for 2011.
Out In
Greedy 1st Base Coaches Ex O’s managers .
coaching the bases
H2O R2C2
Off-season Beards Hunting season
Swagger I’ll let you know after
J-Roll tells me
Potent offense Dominating rotations
Walk-up ticket purchases StubHub raping you
Season Tickets Waiting Lists
Every other blog Drunk Phils Fans
JC Romero Dennys Reyes
Dennys Reyes JC Romero
Penny pinching owners Eight dollar beers (?)
Bill Conlin Jay Wrizight
Out In
Greedy 1st Base Coaches Ex O’s managers .
coaching the bases
H2O R2C2
Off-season Beards Hunting season
Swagger I’ll let you know after
J-Roll tells me
Potent offense Dominating rotations
Walk-up ticket purchases StubHub raping you
Season Tickets Waiting Lists
Every other blog Drunk Phils Fans
JC Romero Dennys Reyes
Dennys Reyes JC Romero
Penny pinching owners Eight dollar beers (?)
Bill Conlin Jay Wrizight
The Wriz knows these things. I was going to put Mark McGwire out and my boy, Bert, in, but I didn’t want to jinx the man.
See ya on a cool holiday, like Groundhog’s Day.
Jay Wrizight
jaywrizight@yahoo.com
Men's socks
ReplyDeleteWearing your girlfriends striped socks
Let me add another. Out...Opening Day tickets for Partial plan holders. In...Stupid lottery. I hope the Phillies realize they are ticking off fans that supported them before 2008. They should realize who will be buying tickets when they suck again.
ReplyDeleteThey are OFFICIAL Phillies socks. Show a little respect.
ReplyDeleteThey also sell official Pink jerseys and hats. Will you buy those too?
ReplyDeleteBuy? No, I will just "borrow" your girlfriends the next time she stays over.
ReplyDeleteYou must have "borrowed" that Miller Lite from her too since you apparently enjoy girl beer.
ReplyDeleteNah, I just took that shit from her fridge. She said you wouldn't miss it since you just picked up a case of Zima and a four pack of spritzers.
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