Wriz’s Rocking 2011

To tell you the truth, I’ve never really care for New Years. To me it’s always been a let down. I can drink anytime I want. I don’t need a reason and I don’t need to be around the amateurs who act the fool St Patrick’s Day, Cinco de Mayo, and the night before Thanksgiving. I don’t like the Mummers and I don’t feel the need to make resolutions that won’t make it into February. I think Dick Clark needs a friend to set him straight so he can keep his dignity. The one thing I actually do like about New Years is those “In and Out” lists. You know the ones that tell you what you’re SUPPOSED to like. And what’s not cool anymore. So, obviously, the Wriz compiled a baseball relevant list for 2011. 
Out                                              In
Greedy 1^st Base Coaches            Ex O’s managers .
                                                   coaching the bases


H2O                                             R2C2


Off-season Beards                         Hunting season


Swagger                                        I’ll let you know after
                                                     J-Roll tells me


Potent offense                                Dominating rotations


Walk-up ticket purchases               StubHub raping you


Season Tickets                                Waiting Lists


Every other blog                               Drunk Phils Fans


JC Romero                                       Dennys Reyes


Dennys Reyes                                    JC Romero


Penny pinching owners                      Eight dollar beers (?)


Bill Conlin                                          Jay Wrizight

The Wriz knows these things. I was going to put Mark McGwire out and my boy, Bert, in, but I didn’t want to jinx the man.

See ya on a cool holiday, like Groundhog’s Day.

Jay Wrizight

jaywrizight@yahoo.com