Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Josh Hamilton is a Piece of Shit

Spike a vein Josh!

Be informed fans. Josh Hamilton is a piece of shit. The worst kind of trash. He has a gift and he does not give a shit. The bulk of Phillies fans are hypocritical assholes, just like Hamilton (see declining ticket sales). The bandwagon fans will piss and moan to get him, and when he is here, they will piss and moan that he sucks and has a bad attitude. I do not think you see or know the Josh Hamilton that I think I know; someone who consistently gives up and does not care.

People talk about his awesome numbers, and that he's a great story, but all of you, who were not Rangers fans and didn’t have to deal with his never ending excuses and off the field issues. Last off season, he told the media that he didn't owe the Rangers anything; odd, because the Rangers were the ONLY team, four seasons ago, who would consider giving a contract to him; given his past drug and alcohol use.

His monster numbers this past year are very inflated, because almost half of his home runs and RBI's came in the first month and a half of the season, while the rest were scattered in two and three game bursts between month long absences:
June                       .223 BA                 4 HR
July                        .177 BA                 4 HR
September             .259 BA                 7 HR

While on slumps, he would give excuses like he drank too much coffee and energy drinks, that he was slumping because God was mad that he dipped, he couldn't see in day games, and because his sinuses were acting up.

He gave up on the Rangers after the All-Star break, and anyone who watched a Rangers game saw him go 0-4 or 1-4 with two or three strikeouts almost nightly. The last month of the season, he removed himself from a game after 3 1/2 innings, because he made a mistake, something a player should never do, without speaking to the manager. This man is a prima donna, who plays when he wants to, and gives a 50% effort on the field.

This man is a hypocritical baseball player who talks down to people who question him, and who holds no respect for his teammates, managers, or the game of baseball.  Michael Young has stated that Hamilton played in about 30 games more than he wanted to because Young was on his back. Sign this jerk-off if you wish, but be prepared for off the field drama, excuses upon excuses, a soap box attitude, and lack luster mid and late season performances for 3-5 years.

Thursday, December 6, 2012

The British are coming!

The British are coming, the British are coming! No not that Revere!  I'm talking about Ben Revere. Ruben Amaro Jr. was working hard through lunch on Thursday, as he acquired the exciting young Minnesota Twins CF Ben Revere for fan favorite Vance Worley and AA pitching prospect Trevor May. Ben Revere is a 24-year-old outfielder with track speed and a dynamite glove. He is coming off a season in which he hit a solid .294 with 40 steals in 49 attempts in 124 games. Revere is a guy that will give you similar production to that of coveted Michael Bourn, but at a fraction of the price ($492,000 in 2012 ) . I personally love this trade. The only thing that has me worried is now is the Phillies have a lot more stock in the right arm of Kyle Kendrick, and I'm not sure that's such a good thing !

-The Young Gillick

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

The Cold Stove

 The following post is a reader submission who goes by the name The Young Gillick. Let us know what you think about his cold stove points!

 It's been unseasonably warm the past couple days here in Philadelphia. It must be coming from the Music City where things are heating up. No, it’s not for due to an Elvis siting. It’s because of the 2012 winter meetings, a place where GM's and agents work tirelessly to fulfill their Christmas wish lists with Josh Hamilton as the ultimate prize.


In the aftermath a of putrid season in which, for the first time in 5 years, the once mighty Phillies failed to make the post season dance .The Phillies have a roster filled with aging superstars and major question marks. Ruben Amaro Jr. has been eerily quiet, as he watches the teams around him signing his players of interest.  

With sounds of Upton in the air, you have the feeling that Michael Bourn is about to reunite with his old pals. Bourn is a dynamite player with awesome speed. Possibly the best thing about him is that he could spell the end of days for Jimmy Rollins as the team’s leadoff hitter. The cons are that he's another left-handed bat that strikes out a lot (155 K’s last season). As for the outfield I think Amaro has the right idea, it looks like he's looking for a trade to upgrade. I've been hearing whispers of Granderson, but he is another lefty.

If I was able to contact Amaro, I would tell him, “Dude it's a no-brainer. Mark Reynolds is one of the best right-handed power-hitters in all of baseball. He reminds me of Pat Burrell, but a 3rd baseman with more power.  136 Bombs the last 4 seasons, none of which took place in the little league field called Citizens Bank Park”. The cons are he has a disgraceful batting average (.235 Career BA) and he strikes out more than Howard (he averages 213 K’s a season).

The Bullpen… come on man, last year how many games did the Philiies blow after the 7th inning? (Phillies blew 19 leads in 2012 after the 7th)  One of the ‘08 Phillies strengths was the bullpen. I’d target Mike Adams, who has been game over in the 8th inning, with a 2.16 ERA last 3 seasons.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

An Open Letter to Carlos Ruiz

Dear Carlos,
In a league of big shots and assholes, on a team of overpaid and under-producing players, you were OUR guy. You were all grit and hustle. You had this bright smile and hard-nosed play that we, as fans, loved. Now you are just a druggie user. Once adored by the mailman in Torresdale, put on a pedestal by the teacher in Conshohocken, and glorified by the scientist in Glenside… once lovingly known as Chooch, now you are the same to me as Bonds, Clemens, Palmeiro, etc. The funny thing is, you did not have to do it. You were a World Champ, the general of the pitching staff, and a stellar defensive catcher. Panamania is dead to me. Once one of my favorite Phillies players, you have now gone the way of Abreu, Bell, Qualls, and Bastardo. That is not really fair to those four, because as far as we know, there only fault was dogging it or just completely sucking. You disappointed legions of Phillies fans and your use of an amphetamine with no diagnosed therapeutic use is a disgrace. The bigger and even less known fact is: This had to be Ruiz's second positive test for a stimulant. An initial positive for a stimulant does not trigger a suspension, only that the player must undergo follow-up testing. You have proven that you didn’t learn. You consciously decided to continue a banned substance AFTER you were given a second chance. You don’t get a third chance with this, and hopefully many other fans.
I looked at your average offensive output from 2008-2011: .267 Batting average, 42 RBIs, and 7 HRs… that is above average for a MLB catcher. Your true value was in your defense and play behind, not at, the plate. How much of your hustle was drug induced? Is this the first year you used Adderall? I will not cheer for you. You will not get a pass with this fan. I think the hypocritical Philly fans will look the other way when it is one of their own getting caught using a banned substance. If this was a Met, the fans would have signs and  throw pills on the field. I won’t do that, but you are a disgrace to the game, nothing you do from here on will make up for it. RIP Chooch.

BL Chris

As it pertains to Major League Baseball, in 2011 a total of 105 players were granted exemptions under the league’s drug policy to fill prescriptions for Adderall according to an article. That’s 13% of MLB players are “legally” on Adderall, a much higher rate than the general population. The CDC states on their website that Adderall is therapeutically used by 3-7% of the US population.  Medical experts have also stated that Adderall is/can be used as a masking agent for performance enhancing steroids and can have long-term cardiovascular implications. Earlier this year, Major League Baseball tightened criteria for obtaining such exemptions in response to criticism stemming from the abnormally high rate of prescriptions among its players. As of last June, players receiving exemptions to use Adderall or other such stimulants need the approval of a three-expert panel. In the past, only one individual reviewed and decided on such requests.

Friday, November 16, 2012

I want LA

It is mid-November, while other people are talking about bringing another drunk/druggie into Philadelphia…I want to talk about who I want out of Philadelphia. I haven’t wanted someone out of here since the days of David Bell and Bobby “Gold Glove” Abreu. Tom McCarthy and his hat head need to be relegated back to New York/New Jersey. This guy is a turncoat personified. He grew up a Met fan, resides in Met country, and boo-hoo’d his way out of Philly to cover his hometown team. He doesn’t love the Phillies the way we, as fans do. he gets more excited about the promos and on air commercials he does than the games. Check out the DPF spin off Twitter site lampooning TMac. If he, like Wheels, has nude pics of David Montgomery, then move him to radio. He has a face PERFECT for radio.

I want LA on TV. I want Franzke on TV. Their witty back and forths are reminiscent of Harry and Whitey. Here is a great example:
*Career minor leaguer Vince Chulk enters the game in 7th to pitch*
Scott: Chulk was a bartender in the offseason while playing with AAA Syracuse.
LA: Is that right?
Scott: Does he look familiar LA?
LA: I’d have to see how he pours a beer.

Franzke’s rant after Hairston homered off the Phils is LEGENDARY!! "Will somebody figure out how to f***ing get Scott Hairston out? He stinks! Jesus Christ!"  , snarled Franzke thinking he was off air for commercial. That earned Scott a well deserved “vacation”. They care, or seem to care like we do. TMac is a fat asshole from North Jersey. He makes me not hate Sarge that much. He makes me think Wheels is listenable.

Ruben and Dave’s To-Do List
- Get LA and Franzke on TV
- Don’t sign druggie/drunk Hamilton
- Load up the Bullpen with arms- Madson/Myers/Soriano/Some left specialist so that piece of shit Bastardo can jump back over border
- Get some type of right handed bat