Ohhh Those Aut-umnnn Nigggghhhts!

Summer lovin' Bastardo gave up a blast
Summer lovin' the fall happened so fast
We have a pitcher whose name is Lee

And a 2B with two bad knees
Summer days driftin' away, to those uh-oh those autumn nights

Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
Tell me more, tell me more
Can Howard still hit it far?
Tell me more, tell me more

Should we lower the bar?

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh

Maybe Ruf should play First Base
25 million for .220 BA is a punch in the face
This team really needs more walks
Bob Davidson really likes balks
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those autumn nights nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

Tell me more, tell me more
Is the future still bright?
Tell me more, tell me more
Will Rollins put up a fight?
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh


My season seats are in the arcade
As Qualls entered I pounded hard lemonade
At small ball, The Phils suck

Popouts and Strikeouts, WTF
Summer fling, don't mean a thing, but uh-oh those autumn nights
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh

Tell me more, tell me more
But you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
Will this team win another flag?
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH


Manuel is a pushover, Chase is no longer the man
This season made it tough to be a fan
A .500 season, that really blows
So did the bullpen ,as everyone knows


Woah!


Summer heat, ball and bat meet, but uh-oh those autumn nights
woo, woo, woo
Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did Amaro spend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Does Cole wanger bend?


It turned colder - that's where it stops
The 2012 Phils were great big flops
Sign a stud right hand batter, give us reason to cheer

So sad to hear “We’ll Get’em next year”


Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those Au-tumnnnn nights....


Tell me more, tell me more!